2. You suddenly start wearing only one large earring.

3. People think the only words you know are "Takatori, shi ne!"

4. You prove them wrong by being able to give the entire Weiss "good-guy" speech-in Japanese.

5. Everybody has a favorite color preference in cars, you will only buy white ones. (Preferably a Porsche)

6. Wearing sweatshirts around your waist or hats constantly for no reason is your new wardrobe.

7. For some odd reason you will only wear shorts-even in the middle of winter.

8. You want to buy 4 cats (abyssinian, siberian, bombay, and balinese) and name them Aya, Ken, Omi, and Yoji. Your other option is to call them Abyssininan, Siberian, Bombay, and Balinese. Even though these are the actual breeds, you deny it and say that they are the cats' codenames. People give up and don't ask questions anymore...

9. You have to go into every flowershop you see just in case...

10. You buy dozens of flowers and tell the person working there to give them to Omi when he gets back.

11. When you visit the flowershops, freakishly enough there are guys working there that resemble Aya, Ken, Omi, and Yoji. You use these as replacements and get disappointed when all 4 aren't working.

12. People wonder why you have a job but you're still broke-reason -you've been buying flowers 24/7 and every Kreuz related item you can find.

13. You wear sunglasses or goggles to make you feel more in character.

14. You will buy anything rose or freesia scented (lotion, candles, etc...)

15. All your friends want important jobs like lawyers and doctors, you want to be a florist or professional assassin-or both would be fine for you.

16. Your sadistic thrill is to tell someone you know everything about them, have seen them, and will have their life-then you laugh uncontrollably when the person gets scared.

17. You're afraid of your science teacher because you have the constant fear they will turn into some monster part gorilla part Komodo Dragon or worse, and try to kill you.

18. Golf clubs aren't just for golfing anymore...they also make handy weapons.

19. Love can be hard, once you think you find the perfect person you find out they're your brother/sister.

20. Beware of old people who want to live forever in a utopia which involves a human sacrifice and raising a long dead god.

21. Just when you thought you finally had all the pieces to your life story put together, someone throws you another box of pieces to add-complicating your life even more.

22. It is possible to be almost killed (explosions, your own weapon, someone you thought you trusted, drowning, a swift and excruciatingly painful beating, etc...) and still come out victorious with minimal damage to yourself.

23. Watch what you say to your friends-sometimes others take it the wrong way.

24. Common household items also make good weapons-i.e.:wire, darts, umbrellas.

25. You begin to wonder why Japan is prone to so much rain (virtually every day)

26. Don't trust anyone! They'll just lie to you and try to kill you anyways...

27. Night-time is the perfect time for hunting...

28. Upon becoming a part of Weiss (or any assassin), you learn to value sleep.

29. Appearances can be deceiving.

30. Around Valentine's day you refer to your boyfriend/girlfriend as "My Bloody Valentine." Of course it's not very popular with them...

31. You begin experimenting with DNA to create your own freak of nature.

32. First way to tell if somebody's evil or planning evil things-that freaky glinting on their glasses gives 'em away.

33. Evil is sexy.

-added by Nettie:

34. By some strange turn of events you meet Yoji. You say, hi Yoji, just before he comes around a corner. He's surprised that you know him. You say you have this uncanny ability to guess men by their shoes. But you fail to mention you've seen every wk episode. He thinks you're nuts already, no need to add to the list.

35. In real life you change your name to that of one of Yoji's dead girlfriends simply for the heck of it, and not to mention some sadistic thrill that it gives you. Sick, sick, sick.

36. You almost break your neck and have a reck while trying to stare at every flower shop you pass on the street. Yes, I'm talking of myself.

37. And if you're anything like me (Nettie) then you like to call Yoji, or even your real- life boyfriend, "My little, fluffy, wuffy assassin kitty." If you're not like me than you will not be taken away to the funny farm tomorrow.

-added by: K. Something or other

38. Watch out for men that play with flowers. They usually go around killing people at night.

39. Never trust a redhead who took on his sister's name and owns a katana.

40. Don't ask Schu-Schu (Schuldich) for his barber's number. He'll take it the wrong way and try to kill you. (I barely escaped with my life...then I woke up.)

41. Never, EVER, say thay you're related to the Takatoris and proud of it...you never know who's listening and ready to kill you.

42. It's fun to tease little boys with big blue eyes-they all seem to be mistaken for girls.

43. Don't let people with telekinetic powers drink Surge, it does strange things.

44. When you meet crazy people, ask where they got their straightjacket.

45. Ask everyone with the last name of Crawford if they have any relatives named Brad living in Japan, they all just look at you like you're insane.

46. If you want to scare people, start licking knives and sporting an eyepatch for no reason.

47. If you REALLY want to scare people, start teasing your hair like Schuldich does. (I know, I pick on my Schu-Schu a lot...but really, I like Schwarz.)

-added by: Sumire (the evil Gatekeeper)

48. If you want to be like Aya, you have to walk sideways (it's this strange skill he seems to have) -and never, EVER smile. Not even at the funniest jokes.

49. It doesn't matter if you're a bony toothpick of a guy with a freakshow wardrobe. You can still be an awesome assassin like Weiss.

50. You know you're obsessed with Tsukiyono Omi when your wardrobe consists of several pairs of big, red shoes, useless suspenders, and you won't wear pants even when it's -20 outside.

51. You know you're obsessed with Kudou Youji when you sport sleeveless midriff tops, hipster flares, always have a cigarette hanging out of your mouth, and wear sunglasses constantly, even at night. And when people ask you about it, you say, "It's my unique sense of fashion!"

52. You know you're obsessed with Hidaka Ken if you play soccer and teach it to little kids who don't even want to play and you constantly have a useless orange sweatshirt around your waist and a pair of goggles on at all times, for no apparent reason.

53. You know you're obsessed with Fujimiya Aya (Ran) when you take on your sister's name (even if she's not in a coma) and start wearing one 'big-ass' earring. When people ask why you're wearing the earring, you tell them it's in memory of your comatose sister. When they tell you she's not comatose, you drag them to the Magic Bus Hospital and tell them she's there, and the girl you live with is just an android so your parents don't have to face the truth, that their little girl is in a coma. They promptly pick up the phone and call the Bellvue mental institution.

54. It doesn't matter what gender you are, you can still have a girly name.

55. If you work in a flower shop, you start to call yourself Ken, Omi, Youji, or Aya. People quit asking questions.

56. You know you're overly obsessive when you ask the owner of the shop to change the name of the shop to 'Koneko no Sumu Ie' even if you aren't in Japan, and then proceed to insist that only guys named Ken, Aya, Youji, or Omi can work there.

57. You know you're just like Weiss when you pick up a weapon and master it in under a minute.

58. Eyelashes aren't just a girl thing anymore.

-added by: Arm

59. When you poke out your left eye so that it is absolutely necessary to wear an eyepatch.

60.You start to wonder if your father would pay the ransom for you if you were ever kidnapped.

61. When you hear in a toy store at the Barbie aisle, a child says "Ken doll" and when you rush over to look, it's not a Ken Hidaka doll as you had first thought, but the ugly Barbie's boyfriend one.

-added by: Iyoshi

62. When you decide you dont want to work at your job, you tell your boss that you are going to work at a flower shop called 'Koneko no Sumu Ie' and youve been asked to start that night.

63. You do end up working at a flower shop, and when someone askes why you wear a pentacle and a white cross necklace, you tell them you have to go work at your other 'job' and mysteriously walk away.

-added by: Ocicat

64. When you get a hairstyle everyone approves of, DON'T change it. It doesn't matter if you like your hair or not, what's important are your adoring fans.

65. Sometimes you can't even trust your own friends.